Tech humor can be really hit and miss …
… but this made my day. OH: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljkn — Edial Dekker (@edial) September 23, 2014
Technology should be the means, not the end.
The value of a thing is always relative to a particular person, is completely personal and different in quantity for each living human—‘market value’ is a fiction, merely a rough guess at the average of personal values, all of which must be quantitatively different or trade would be impossible.
Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers