Tech humor can be really hit and miss …
… but this made my day. OH: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljkn — Edial Dekker (@edial) September 23, 2014
Because technology should be the means, not the end.
You couldn’t put off the inevitable. Because sooner or later, you reached the place when the inevitable just went and waited.
Terry Pratchett, Small Gods: A Discworld Novel